If I were to resume my posts come January do you think anyone would notice?
Friday, September 28, 2012
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Here Is The Judge
- Taij
- I've been accused of being judgemental. But then again, that is my purpose here.
Mr. Kidman
Keith, make sure you tell Seacrest that you're not "available"
J-Lo
Remember this dress? Back when she didn't need a gig like Idol to stay popular?
Sinatra's Ghost
What effect will he have on the ratings?
Sole Survivor
You know Slash, I just couldn't leave. Where would I go?
Trained Seal
Why is this man smiling? He's the master of his domain, or so he thinks...
Glitter Girl (Future Endeavored)
I need to fire my agent
Jaws (Exiled)
I can't believe I agreed to do this gig
Andy Cap (in Witness Protection Program)
I've worked with U2 & Eminem, I banged Stevie Nicks, I made the Rico Suave guy a star, so I'm doing you a favor by sitting here listening to your #@*#!
Jagger Lite (Resigned)
How did this produce Liv Tyler?
Captain Jack (Retired)
See, I'm not such a bad guy, they just paid me 20 million to act like one.
Horny Chick (Recalled)
Hey guys, I may not be a judge anymore but I'm still available!
Chicken Little E (Retreated)
I'm sorry Ellen, I should have advised you to stick to your day job.
Drunk Chick (Just Left)
We still miss you too Paula!